D R A C O / H E R M I O N E S K I T S Author: Yun
Scene: Hermione and Draco are walking on a street. Draco sees a rather attractive girl, and he makes a comment about her to Hermione. Hermione's reaction?*On a hot day in Diagon Alley*
Draco, to himself: Merlin's beard, will you check out that witch's outfit there! I better not say that out loud, or else Hermione would kill me!
*Hermione's head whips around*
Hermione: What did you just say???
Draco: Oh damn.
Hermione: That witch's outfit there?? Her robes don't even cover half her body!
Draco, to himself: I think that's the point. Oh Merlin, better not let Hermione hear me say that too.
Hermione: What else did you just say???
Draco: Oh damn.
Hermione: You know, that witch is being extremely irresponsible! Walking around like that! She's causing every wizard within sight to lose track of what he's doing. She could cause some serious accidents by being such an irresponsible distraction!
Draco: Yes ... right ...
Hermione: Furthermore, Draco Malfoy, you are just part of the problem. You must set a good example to those other hapless wizards, by not --
Draco: My my, Miss Granger, do I detect jealousy from you? That's not very sporting!
Hermione: *sniffs loudly* No! I'm not jealous at all. Like I stated earlier, it's --
Draco: Shh ... Hermione, let's not spoil such a beautiful day just because you're a bit prone to jealousy.
Hermione sputters incoherently: What? What!
*Hermione marches off, and refuses to talk to Draco*
*10 minutes later, Draco catches up to her*
Draco: Oh, come on, Hermione, I was only teasing you! You know you're the only one for me! Besides, I know what's under your robes is much better than what could ever be under hers ... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Hermione isn't swayed by Draco's masculine wiles.
Hermione: What was left of her robes ...
Draco: So let's not be silly, my little SPEW activist! *kisses her lightly*
Hermione finally cracks: Oh Draco, stop being -- Oh! *spots a very attractive wizard up ahead*
Draco: What? Him?? Why?? Can't you see that he's obviously got a Body Building Charm set on him! And --
Hermione: Shhh, Draco. You're disturbing me.
Draco: Oh, we are so getting out of here!
Draco drags her out of Diagon Alley. They both spend the rest of the afternoon at home, trying to prove to the other that they are that much better than the eye candy at Diagon Alley.
Author: Yun
Scene: Draco asks Hermione to the Yule Ball.Draco: *to himself* Remember, confidence! Chin up. Look straight into her face. Don't blink too much. Wipe your face before you talk to her. Smile.
Draco: *looks straight ahead at Hermione, who's standing in front of him*
Draco: Granger, I know I've treated you like rubbish for the past few years, but the truth is - ****!
Hermione: *is silent*
Draco: I mean, Granger, I happened to hear that you didn't have a date to the Yule Ball, and - ****!
Hermione: *is silent*
Draco: I mean, Hermione, will you - ****!
Hermione: *is silent*
Draco: *points wand at her and gives a flick*
The "Hermione" in front of him rearranges shape to look like him.
Mirror: There there, dear, that last effort wasn't too bad!
Draco: Bugger it! I think I'll just go and ask Pansy.
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