D R A C O / H E R M I O N E S K I T S Author: Meg
Scene: Draco and Hermione before their tryst.In the Gryffindor Common Room
Draco: *gets up to leave*
Crabbe & Goyle: *get up to follow, like the good pets they are*
Draco: No, this time I'm going alone. Sit. Stay. Don't eat the furniture.In the Gryffindor Common Room
Harry & Ron: *playing Exploding Snap*
Hermione: I'm going to the library to study.
Harry & Ron: Okay. Can we borrow your notes?
Hermione: Yes, when I get back you may. See you later! *leave*In the Library
Dramione: *snogsnogsnogsnog*
Author: Cassandra Raven
Scene: What would their answering machine say?Attempt #1
Hermione: Hi, you've reached the Malfoy residence. Please leave a message after the beep.
Draco: Unless you're Potter or Weasley, in which case, don't bother.
Hermione: Draco!
Draco: What? Who needs them anyway?
Hermione: We need to start over.Attempt #2
Draco: You have reached the Malfoy residence. Don't bother leaving a message unless you're the Lifesavers delivery guy.
Hermione: *is exasperated* Draco!Attempt #3
Hermione: Hello, you've reached the Malfoy residence. Please--
Draco: Please do not attempt to talk to us, because you'll just be interrupting time we could be shagging in.
Hermione: Draco!Attempt #4
Draco: If we don't pick up, we are either busy shagging, not in the house at the moment, or we hate your guts. So don't bother trying to talk to us on the phone.
Attempt #5
Hermione: *very quickly, before Draco finishes eating* This is the Malfoy residence, please leave a message after the tone.
Draco: *mutters incoherently with mouth full*
Author: Yun
Scene: Hermione's in her dormitory, reading under the covers of her bed.*tap tap tap*
Hermione looks up, sees Draco floating outside the window.
Hermione: Draco?
Draco: Duh! God, Hermione, who else would be coming up to your window on the tower on the bloody eleventh floor of Hogwarts?
Hermione: Well ... there is that rather nice Ravenclaw boy in my Ancient Runes class ...
Draco puts on his Very Huffy Malfoy Face
Hermione: Fine! So what are you doing here?
Draco: I just got the Lightning Bolt XLIV, and I thought that we should ... you know, christen it together.
Draco puts on his Very Seductive Face -- comes with a Sexy Raised Eyebrow
Hermione: No! You know I hate flying! Draco!
Draco: Her-mi-o-nee! Come on! It'll bring me luck tomorrow when I use it to smash Potter into the pitch -- er, nothing.
Hermione: Draco! No, and that's final! I will not --
Draco: Alright Hermione, that's it!
Draco reaches through the window, pulls Hermione out with one hand, and plops her in front of him on the broom.
Hermione: Draco! I demand that you --