D R A C O / H E R M I O N E S K I T S Author: Lady Draherm
Scene: Draco and Hermione are at their wedding.Harry: Today, we are here to toast the couple. Hermione has been one of my best friends for years, and deserves someone worthy of her and will make her happy forever. *sneers in Draco's direction* Let's hope she finds him one day.
Ron: What Harry is trying to say is, we wish all the best for Hermione in her attempts in marrying this git. And hopefully, they last more than a couple of months. *sneers in Draco's direction* Because we need more time to plot his demise.
Lucius: Dear lord, leave the speeches to the real men. Here's to the couple...who are going to infiltrate my perfect pureblood family line with their horrid spawn. *sneers at Hermione*
Severus: Draco was my brightest, most intelligent and most potential filled student. *sneers at Hermione* At least he's not marrying an idiot, even if she is a know it all. May he have the strength to put up with her incessent questions. *sneers at everyone*
Ginny: *raises a champaign glass* To the happy couple! *drowns drink in one sip* *rest of guests follow her lead* Everyone, drink up! You're going to need it to forget those horrendous speeches.
Draco and Hermione: *missing in action*
Ginny: *to Lucius* Looks like their gone to create their spawn.
Author: Lady Draherm
Scene: Moving in together, who gets to do the decorating?Hermione: *unpacking boxes, starts to set up her decor items*
Draco: *eye twitch* What is that?
Hermione: It's the painting that Dobby made me when I graduated.
Draco: *eye twitch* I think I know the perfect place for it.
Hermione: Where?
Draco: *chucks it out the window*
Hermione: *sigh* This isn't good.
Draco: What isn't?
Hermione: The fact that we've lived together for 16 minutes and 34 seconds, and we are about to have our first major fight.
Author: Lady Draherm
Scene: Hermione shows Draco for the first time an aerosol can of whipped cream.Draco: *picks up aerosol can of whipped cream* *stares at it* What the hell is this?
Hermione: Whipped cream.
Draco: *skeptically* There is no way this is whipped cream.
Hermione: It is. You just press the nosel, and it'll come out.
Draco: *presses nosel* *whip cream is squirted all over his face*
Hermione: *laughs hysterically*
Draco: *scowls* That's not funny.
Hermione: It - *laughs* -is- *laughs* -so- *laughs* -funny.
Draco: IT IS NOT!
Hermione: *stops laughing* I'm sorry. *smiles suggestively* Would you like me to help you get it off? *licks her lips*
Author: Kat
Scene: Draco can't sleep.Draco: I can't sleep, I can't sleeeeeeep...*tosses and turns*
Hermione: Honestly, Malfoy! *turns on side and punches pillow*
Draco: I can't sleep, Granger! Granger, wake up! Keep me company, baby! *pokes her in side*
Hermione: *stands up in huff* You know what, I have just the thing to help you sleep. *walks out of room*
*Draco waits hopefully. Hermione returns, carrying a large volume of Hogwarts, A History.*
Draco: *puzzled* Are you going to read to me from that?
Hermione: *seductively* Of course not. Now close your eyes, sweetie.
Draco: Okay. *closes eyes*
Hermione: No peeking! *raises book and whacks him behind his head. Draco is out cold.*
Hermione: Draco? *grins smugly at blissful silence* Now I can sleep.
Author: Pippa and Chiara
Scene: The trio were studying late into the night for their NEWTs, but due to sleep deprivation, all three had fallen asleep in the common room.Hermione: Malfoy!
Ron and Harry: *wake up*
Ron: What?
Harry: Did she just say 'Malfoy'?
Ron: You don't suppose...
Hermione: Mmm...that felt good...
Harry: *sighs in relief* She's just dreaming about the slap.
Ron: Yeah, good thing too. I was worrying...
Harry: It's nothing, she's just reliving the good old days.
Ron: Yeah. Let's try to study more.
Ron and Harry: *open books, quickly fall asleep*
Hermione: Draco!
Ron and Harry: *jolt awake*
Harry: I swear she said Draco.
Ron: I heard it too, mate.
Hermione: You really are a twitchy little ferret!
Ron: Whew. She's just dreaming about that time she scared Malfoy.
Harry: *laughs* We're so paranoid.
Ron: *laughs* Hermione would never fall for Malfoy!
Harry and Ron: *go back to sleep*
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