D R A C O / H E R M I O N E S K I T S Author: Tyna
Scene: Hermione and Draco are walking in the Forbidden Forest with their arms around each other. They sit down underneath a large tree.Hermione: *content sigh* I'm really, really glad I looked past your evil ferretness this year, Draco.
Draco: And I'm glad I was able to see you as less of a prude...Both: *happily kiss*
Hermione: *looks at tree trunk* You know, Draco, there's this silly old tradition... Oh, nevermind. It's a bit foolish.
Draco: What were you going to say?
Hermione: Nothing! It was a Muggle tradition; you wouldn't want to hear about it.
Draco: Well now you HAVE to tell me! If you don't, I'll tickle you until you crack!
Hermione: *blushes* Fine. Well, there's this old Muggle tradition where you... you'd carve our initials on the trunk of a tree.
Draco: *takes out a penknife* DM + HG. That sounds good. *starts carving initials onto the tree*Twenty minutes later...
Draco: *grunt* Eh. Eh. *sweating like a pig, dirt all over clothes* This is harder than it looks!
Hermione: *rolls eyes* Can you finish already?
Draco: FINE! *whips out wand, carves initals in with magic*
Hermione: I don't think it was meant to be that easy, but at least now you have enough energy to do... other things...Both: *are guttery*
Author: Tyna
Scene: Hermione took Draco to her parents' dentist office for the first meeting.Mr Granger: So, Draco, do you have any siblings?
Draco, strapped into dentist chair: *looks around, frightened* Er, I'm an only child.
Mr Granger: *smiles kindly* Ah yes, our Hermione is too. Flouride please, my dear?
Mrs Granger: *hands Mr Granger flouride* Mint flavored like you requested, Draco!
Mr Granger: *stuffs it into Draco's mouth* So... *suddenly stern* How have you been treating our precious baby?
Draco: *tries to speak through the flouride and fails miserably - decides to give a thumbs up*
Mr Granger: Are you telling me that you have never had an affair with another woman?
Draco: *nods head feverently*
Mr Granger: *decides he's telling the truth* Good. Now spit and rinse out your mouth. ... By the way, do wizards have any sort of dental care? Your teeth seem to be in quite good shape.
Draco: *blushes* Thank you, Mr Granger. *decides Hermione's parents, despite being muggles, are nice people*
Mr Granger: Right then... Love, could you hand me the drill?
Draco: The WHAT?!?!
Drill: *is turned on; makes scary noise*
Draco: *runs away screaming* AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *enters the reception room and sees Hermione looking at him oddly* Ahem... Well, I think I made a good impression.
Author: Tyna
Scene: Hogwarts Library. Four o'clock in the morning. Hermione is sitting at a table, great bags under her eyes, quickly reading a book. She snaps it shut and puts it down.Hermione: I... I finished! That's it! *eyes bulge* I just finished all the books in the school library.
Books in Library: *all disappear*
Hermione: WTFBOOKS?
Shelves: *magically restock themselves with new books she's never read before*
Hermione: *shakes fist* Darn you, Hogwarts!
Book on Desk: *flips open, on page appears rude hand gesture*
Author: Sparklystuff
Scene: Slytherin common room. Draco is fast asleep on the couch.Draco: *snore* mmphshmph oohhh yess Hermione *snore*
Crabbe: Did he just say "Hermione"?
Goyle: I think we were hallucinating.
Draco: Mmmmm *snore* MmmmmHermione.
Blaise: How can he dream about Granger!
Goyle: That's just gross! Ew!
Blaise: No, I'm jealous! I dreamt about her first!
Pansy: (hurling herself on top of Draco and shaking him) How dare you dream about that stupid know-it-all! You're supposed to dream about ME! PANSY! SAY IT! PANSYYYY!
Draco: Mmmphhphhh Hermioneeeee.
Blaise: (prying Pansy off Draco) You're gonna wake him up.
Pansy: I'm hurt, Draco Malfoy! Hurt! I hate you!
Draco: *snore* IloveyoutooHermione *snore*
Slytherins all together: AAAAGGHHHHHHH!
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