D R A C O / H E R M I O N E D R A B B L E S Title: P r o p h y l a c t i c
Author: Molly
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 263
Hermione walked up to Draco with a small wrapped package. He was lounging on the couch in their private Head Person common room, and looking rather yummier than usual. Maybe it was because he was wearing the Muggle jeans she had sent away for him for Christmas, and no shirt.
She crept up behind him, making sure he didn't see her, then she knelt down right next to his head, and dropped the present on his chest. He looked up from the book he had been reading, smiled, and reached for the package.
She began to stroke his hair as he unwrapped the little box. On opening it, he found a little tin foil package.
"Trojan?" He asked, reading the word printed over and over on it's cover.
"Yes," she replied, leaning over to kiss him.
"What is that, a Trojan?"
"It's a ... er ... a Prophylactic," she said, blushing a little.
"A pro-fi-what?"
"Prophylactic." He looked at her confusedly. "Condom. Rubber. Um, I can't think of another euphemism."
"What do I do with it?"
"You...well...it keeps...er...you put it on..." she mumbled a word that he didn't catch.
"I put it where?"
"On...Vlad."
"Vlad...the impaler?" he asked, his face first growing white, then a huge grin appeared on his face, as he realized what she was implying. His gray eyes got a certain carnal look in them that made Hermione's heart leap. Then he looked back down at the package, and looked back at her in horror.
"I put this...down there?" He asked with fear.
"Well, yes, you do."
"But...won't it suffocate?"
Title: M a k i n g U p
Author: Helena
Rating: PG-15 (mentions of sex)
Word Count: 100
Hermione growled, glaring deadly at him. "You're a real fucking brat Malfoy, know that?"
Draco sighed and ran his fingers through his silvery hair. This really wasn’t getting them anywhere. "Look Hermione, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have told Weasley what I told him"
"You gave him details about our soon to be non-existing sex life!" Hermione grimaced, crossing her arms across her chest.
"I was just being territorial"
Hermione sighed, shaking her head and sliding her arms around his neck. "One more time Draco and you won’t get any ever again"
"But I get some make-up sex now, right?"
"...Maybe"
Title: H e r m i o n e ' s J o y R i d e
Author: Samantha
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
"That was...incredible!" Hermione exclaimed, smoothing down her hair.
"I knew you’d like it," Draco smiled.
"I loved it. Let's do it again."
Draco chuckled. "I still can’t believe that was your first time."
"Well, I did it once with Harry; it was quite scary. Of course, I've done it alone, but I'm not very good at it." She blushed. "You are amazing and I feel so safe with you."
Draco beamed proudly, pulling Hermione toward him. Together, they mounted his broom.
Hermione embraced Draco tightly and squealed as they took off into the sky once again.
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